when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
(Source: snarg, via paintingonthewalls)
BLESS YOU IF YOU CAN HEAR HIM SAYING IT IN YOUR MINDGOD BLESS THIS MOMENT THIS WHOLE EPISODE ETC
(Source: lumos-maxima, via paintingonthewalls)
(Source: g-n-4-r-l-y, via hipsterspinster)
(Source: , via forcing--happiness)
- parents: in five years you won't even remember his last name
- me: in five years it'll be my last name too
- parents: what
- me:
- me: what
(Source: seventhdevil, via violetwolves)
when someone asks you your favorite song by your favorite band
- me: all of them
- friend: if you HAD to pick, which-
- me: all of them
- friend: no i don't think you unders-
- me: all
- friend: just one-
- me: of
- friend: bu-
- me: them
(Source: katvondevious, via m0dernmyth)
(Source: ramsassy, via tr0phywives)
i’m going to wear heelys in public and whenever someone makes fun of me i will skate away and say “catch ya later, loser”
(via bowties-and-wands)
(via jacktimeblow)
Its funny because if tony stark became a llama then almost the exact plot of Emperor’s New Groove would ensue
THE COMMENT FUCK I’M DYING
SO AM I
Tony as Kuzco
Steve as Pacha
Loki as Yzma
Thor as Kronk
“Thor, are you talking to that squirrel?”
“PULL THE LEVER THOR!”
“WRONG LEVER!”
OH MY GOD I WANT THIS
I DEMAND THIS
um
(Source: averyravery, via theonewiththevagina)
When you’re about to receive a shot from the doctor
Every inch closer to you, you’re like:
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: tinglybananas)
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
(via porcelainonfire)
